Super Delicious Cheese Tuesday

Well, well, well…

What have we here? It seems that Mister Obama has won Wisconsin this evening. Isn’t that nice? Does this make Mrs. Clinton yesterday’s news? Kaus put up some speculation that there might be a sympathy vote for her in Texas and Ohio now that she appears to be on the ropes. I don’t buy it.

Call me a sexist if you want (and boy, are you itching to do that right now. you know where the comments link is…) but I really can’t stand to listen to her lecture America. I never want to hear the hectoring, not now, not for the next four years. Yeah, there are policy differences between the two. Sure. I simply can’t take her campaign’s negativity. I can’t stand Mister Clinton’s finger wagging. His red-faced admonishment of the press, and of us by extension for caring about the details.

Dear Wisconsin. You may have ended up putting a merciful end to part one of this snipe-fest. I propose that we Californians declare a moratorium on harassing you about your dairy products. It’s the least we can do for the favor you’ve done us.

Your pal,

– bob