Friends,
I know you’ve heard stories about the Earth, and some of them are true, but I thought I’d take the time on this Earth Day to remember our home planet.
You could wake up early on a spring day, throw open the window and smell the pine trees. Maybe even hear the the creek gurgling by. We sure didn’t like the stinging insects though. That was a big problem back then.
The flowers were in bloom, the birds were chirping (and speed dating), and then the call rang out. We were all evacuated to this planet (which seems to be a pretty close approximation, actually) because of some global catastrophe (thanks a lot, President Gore), but to avoid panic they erased the minds of the slow-witted and…
Uh oh.
– bob