Are You Kidding Me? It’s A Bonus Edition Of Two Sentences From A Book!

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Luis Alvarez walked into my office looking as though he was ready for a fight. “Rich, I just got a crazy paper from Raup and Sepkoski. The say that great catastrophes occur on the Earth every 26 million years, like clockwork. It’s ridiculous.”

I continue to blame Al Gore.