Mild Panic Attack Caused By Burrito, Not Website Failure, Experts Warn

Friends,

If you were looking for some webcam goodness from my Secret Alpine Laboratory this morning, the entire bobtherieau.com empire is down. This is surely one of the more mournful bits of news you may hear today, but nothing compared to what that Soyrizo burrito’s gonna do to you.

Yikes.

– bob