Um, Is This A Problem?

Friends,

My craptastic ad selling The Mighty Dakota hasn’t really drummed up a lot of business around here. Not really inspiring…

1996 Dodge Dakota, standard cab,
4 cyl., 5 speed, tool box and bedliner incl.
$2,000, [phone number redacted].

Suggestions when I redo the wording?

– bob

DISCLOSURE: I missed the deadline for last week’s paper and had to beg to get this rubbish in. Let’s pump this up, shall we?