Pals,
The Large Hadron Collider is scheduled to go online very early tomorrow, our time.
I’m not all that worried about the potential for the creation of micro black holes considering that I’m incredibly dense myself. I can take whatever the Swiss can dish out. What I am concerned about is strangelets.
I had no idea…
– bob
UPDATE: According to Britain’s Sun newspaper, the world has not ended. I think you can understand that this is a great relief to many people. Particularly those with appointments scheduled for today. So please, everyone, do carry on. Thank you.
UPDATE II: Nothing to worry about, Bob. Everything’s gonna be fine, they say. No chance of any trouble, they insist…