Ultra Danger Mega Jaunty Doppler 77,000 Weather Alert!

It’s raining in Southern California, which means that certain Horsemen are saddling up. My neighbors here have been watching the local weather, erm, professionals. “Slow down out there!” they implore. Our thrill-seekers agree, “so, will 15 MPH be okay?”

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They may be thrilled to learn that the squiggly stripes on their tires aren’t just a tire company ploy to cheat them out of 3/32nds of an inch of rubber. Water. It do go out. It goes through. It go.

Seriously, you don’t have to drive like you’re riding on bowling balls. Really.

– bob