Time For Fun – Caption Contest!

Howdy Jeepers,

I’ve been traipsing about again in the Life Magazine photo archive on the Googles and stumbled on a series of shots of a Jeep trip taken some time in the 50s. Fun? Are you kidding?

A fine picture of a really fun Jeep trip gone wrong...
Apparently, somebody up ahead has broken down and held up the entire line. The yahoos who aren’t staying on the trail (Tread Lightly, you bastards) seem confused. Lots of cowboy hats are in evidence, but strangely, no hoods are up. Are these really Jeeps?

Your captions are welcome in the comments. The best comment will win a cabinet-level position in the Obama administration.

Your pal,

bob

UPDATE: MSNBC’s First Read blog notes this morning that Agriculture, Education, Energy, HHS, HUD, Labor and Transportation are still vacant, so please also list which department you’d like to run with your photo caption. Thanks!