The Little Jaunty Players
– Proudly Present –
– An Ongoing Feature –
– That You Should Savor Before It’s Too Late –
– Right Here –
– In This Very Space –
– From Another Time and Another Place –
Two Sentences From A Book!
“In the second dynasty of Tilantongo, the codices have much to tell about a great warlord named 8 Deer “Jaguar Claw,” who lived during the Calendar Round which began in AD 1063 and ended in 1115. When he rose to power, he attacked a town known as Red and White Bundle, located to the east of Tilantongo, sacrificing both the lord of that place and (somewhat unchivalrously) his wife Lady 6 Monkey, who had been princess of Mountain of the Place of Sand.”
Who then migrated to the Asian subcontinent, changed his name to 1 Dog Millionaire and proceeded to the Lightning Round. Or something like that.