Friends,
Today, Lindsay Wagner turns 60. Eventually it had to happen, but the event still makes me feel ancient…
…but not stupid. The scene on this lunchbox seems a little daft since the Bionic Woman wasn’t known necessarily for her driving prowess, now was she? Some illustrator who hadn’t seen the show got the assignment and, apparently, went on her own merry way.
“What’s this Bionic Woman, mate?”
“She solves crimes on American telly.”
“Oh? Why’s she called ‘Bionic’ then?”
“Beats me. Here’s the publicity photos. We need your draft by noon.”
And I suppose that was that. Well, happy birthday and enjoy the mattress!
– bob
Wait, why is she running over a tied up Oscar Goldman? And where's the bionic dog? You're right, that lunchbox poses too many questions.
I also think that the car is an Austin Princess (http://www.blenheimgang.com/guide/austin/princess.htm“ rel=”nofollow”>http://www.blenheimgang.com/guide/austin/princess.htm) which was sadly unavailable in Ojai. Okay, maybe not so sad.
BTW, I'd completely forgotten about Bionic Bigfoot. You. Are. Welcome.
Bigfoot was not bionic, just misunderstood. Please visit http://twitter.com/hellobigfoot for more insight. It's the only twitter feed I follow on a daily basis.
Not true, picklepuss. Bigfoot was indeed bionic. I know this because I read it on the internet, which is full of true facts: http://bionic.wikia.com/wiki/Bigfoot
You can decide for yourself whether or not to believe a bionic wiki. (more credible or less credible than a bigfoot twitter feed? discuss.)
I am a big fan of Lindsay. I miss watching the Bionic Woman 🙁