Earthquakes Are Real, And Very Freaky

Good heavens, man. They're covered in beachballs!
Friends,

This is becoming tragically absurd. Now a 7.0 magnitude earthquake has hit Indonesia about 65 miles outside of Badung. As you might expect, the Indonesian government is on the case…

“Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono visited Cianjur, and vowed to free up nearly $500,000 (5 billion rupiahs) for emergency response efforts, according to the state-run Antara news agency.”

That should just about cover it.

– bob