As you know, clams do not have hands, but our very own Idyllwild Weather Clam manages to get you the latest forecasts nearly everyday. Typing. Without hands.
We presume here in the offices at Jaunty Central that the folks at the paper of record actually do have hands, but that didn’t really help them yesterday:
It is cold and rainy this morning. It ha hailed a bit in twn adn looks as if some of th ehigher areas received some snow. Today, it is predicted to be cloudy with scattered showers and highs in the low 50s. Tonight is predicted to be partly cloudy with lows in the low 20s.
Bless their hearts.
– bob
She is a talented bi-valve. Because I have hands, I will applaud her!
B.C. used to have an intermittent running gag about clams got legs…maybe they're using their toes?