Friends,
We here at the vast Jaunty Little Media Empire wish you a happy, healthy, and joyous New Year. We’re planning interesting things for the new year while continuing to provide the same middling level of mild entertainments that you’ve come to expect from this hot mess. That’s our our promise to you! (which you can take to the bank, once it has emerged from bankruptcy protection. – ed)
Your very best pal in the whole wide world, bar none,
– bob