Friends,
It’s Friday and I know that you’ve absolutely had it with making big decisions this week, but let’s face facts—your car is kinda crappy with its unintended acceleration and the floormats and whatnot. What you really need is a car that evokes horse racing, rainy parking lots, smiling ladies, and has its own line of man swag. Not enough? I’ll bet your car doesn’t have a theme song like the ’77 Mazda Cosmo AP does. I think you’re going to be going out on a test drive this weekend.
…for another car. That has those things. That wasn’t discontinued over 30 years ago. Sigh.
– bob