A Little Housekeeping Is In Order

I hate it when you can't figure out what they're selling.
Friends,

I’ve been away for a little while doing a couple things, but I’m back and ready to use this to avoid having to write some other stuff on a deadline! Now that’s taking the bull by the horns! (and getting gored anyway. -ed) Let’s review:

  • I went on a little trip with The Man From S.T.I.N.K.O. from Chicago back to California. More on this in a bit, but in the meanwhile, think how you could use your lottery winnings in a systematic way to destroy Oklahoma. My secret plan has something to do with genetically engineering a super army of hammerhead sharks, but there are some kinks to work out.
  • We’re rebranding the Far Eastern Outpost of San Diego’s Omnipresent Charitable Organization and the whole thing drops in a week and a half (hope you like russet and taupe! -ed) so I’m going to be writing more here for the procrastination reasons stated above.
  • If you know somebody in rural Riverside County who has fire wood for sale at a cheap price, drop me a line. It’s still kinda chilly at the Damp Dog Lodge and I’ve run through my cord and a half of oak.

More stuff has happened since the last post those many weeks ago, but you might find those things sort of boring. I do have some pictures from the trip though, so you’ll see those in a little while.

Your pal,

– bob