I’m Doomed

Friends,

The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety has released their latest report on the crashworthiness of “compact SUVs” which groups the little Hyundai with the Ford Escape tall-ish micro station wagons with wee body on frame trucklets, which includes the only one extant—the Jeep Wrangler. Guess who did poorly?

C’mon, guess.

Yeah. I own one of those wee little trucklets and this report says that I’m going to die a horrible death in their new and redesigned crash tests. This is yet one more data point telling me that driving around is dangerous. Commuting 101 miles a day is crazy, right? I’m surely exposing myself to far too much risk every weekday.

But wait, there’s another big problem with a lot of driving that the insurance industry group fails to mention…

 

Stick with it until the end.

I’m smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!

– bob