Friends,
The vice president of these here United States cut his overseas trip short to return to view the smoldering wreckage of the Executive branch of government. I’m sure he’ll keep our democracy in his thoughts and prayers as he digs through the debris, past the confederate flags and Post-Its with Twitter passwords scrawled across them, as he looks for a way to salvage his career.
After all, the albatross that is 45’s presidency is going to be very heavy, covered in cheap bronzer and smothered in fried chicken grease.
Your best pal,
– bob