Toddler Watch: Who’s a Good Boy? Edition

A lovely centered picture of a book
Friends,

The president of these United States receives a brief twice a day containing news stories covering all of the good things he’s doing, how successful he is, and how his administration is doing great. Internally, staffers call it the “propaganda document.” This is different from a clipping service, where you save media mentions for later use in your marketing. The brief, presented to the boss by toadies in the White House, is designed solely to stroke this nitwit’s ego.

This is also not normal.

Your best pal,

– bob