We’re Being Careful What We Wish For!

A lovely centered picture of a wooden boy.

Friends,

You may have read yesterday’s commercial message and thought, “I’m perfectly fine with how much money I make right now and have no need whatsoever for increased revenue. I can get a new liver any old time. Besides, the kids have money in their piggy banks. What do I need with marketing?” Well, somebody read that post and told two friends and they told two friends, until they not only spread the news of softer and more manageable hair, but also apparently whispered in my other boss’ ear. She has decided that the end of the year fundraising event at the Far Eastern Outpost of San Diego’s Omnipresent Charitable Organization will involve a full-court media press with outdoor, online, print and broadcast pieces all coordinated to drive donors to a defined point at a certain date at a certain time.

Just guess which loudmouth gets to spearhead the effort. C’mon, it’s not that hard. Need a hint?

Nobody’s getting pie.

Woof. We’re going to be very busy, indeed.

– bob