The Little Jaunty Players
– Proudly Present –
– Your Best Mates –
– Selflessly Helping A Fellow Out –
– Without Any Thought Of Personal Reward –
It’s Two Sentences From A Book!
I was obviously elected to divert his girlfriend’s mate, who wasn’t the most beautiful girl in the world. I wasn’t interested in her at all, but I was very horny, and although I wouldn’t kiss her, I did try to get my hands on her upper torso.
Spoilers: She was not amused.