Genius! – Two-Fer Edition

Neighbors,

As you know, Genius! is all about dumb crap that happens at work. I turn the Anonymizer™ on and regale you with thrilling and chilling stories of dumb. Stories that invariably focus on others whose Don’t-Get-It meters are pegged in the red. This one is all me:

It seems that housekeeping is way too busy to restock the paper products in the staff restrooms. I got tired of it and restocked both of them, but while threading the paper towels through the rollers in the dispenser, I felt something on my forehead. Too proud to drop the giant paper towel roll, I let whatever it was be so I could complete my task. Roll inserted, door shut, I finally got around to a fairly vigorous slap, smashing the mosquito squarely into the middle of my forehead. What time is it now, twelve hours later? It still itches.

And this one is from an email from my boss addressed to everybody in my little department:

Gentlemen,

The [server room] mold situation was taken care of on Monday. A company came in and got rid of the mold.

Thank you for your time and your attention,

[Mr. Boss]

Well! What more do you need to know? I’m sure a company did a fine job.

Your pal,

bob