Tippy, Tappy, Typey

Overcast afternoon photo of nearby foothills topped by cell towers with a very tall palm tree in the foreground.

Friends,

It’s an overcast afternoon in America’s Overlooked City, and I’ve decided to spend a little time outside, away from the distractions.

Most of those distractions live in my office, of course, including the mountain of half-finished projects. Thank you cards from Christmas, two very broken typewriters, a Zenith SupersPort (yes, the in-cap is correct, strangely. Accent on the “port”) that needs its guts transferred into a DOA Bull laptop, and so much more. I have plenty of time on my hands to do all of these things, I just have a hard time getting from the planning stage to the doing part. It’s not even that any of these projects are difficult. They just need attention and that’s something I don’t seem to be able to muster.

Part of the reason, I think, is simple–I’m having a difficult time focusing on much anything beyond the willful destruction of the American Democratic Experiment at the hands of oligarchs and right-wing white nationalists, all led by a dementia patient who is hell-bent on protecting his pedophile friends.

That’s it.

You’d think I could just get over it and break out the watercolor paint pots, but here we are. People old enough to remember the last right-wing dementia patient in the White House, you know, Margaret Thatcher’s pal, projected their hopes forward for this reality television actor and said, “He’s so mockable come out of this. he’s a clown. So much amazing art is going to come out of this.” While that’s true and creatives have stepped up to fight back visually and through their words, the amount of suffering wrought by the administration of the 47th President of The United States has been logarithmically worse than his predecessors.

So what can be done?

That’s two questions. The first answer is that I’m going to make a solid effort to get this and the next one and the one after that online in a timely manner. I’m also not going to spend too much time mincing words even though the secret police are monitoring communications to determine who should live in a concrete cell in an undisclosed location without due process. (Hyperbole? Ask the reporter from The Atlantic who had her home raided and her devices confiscated for writing an unflattering article.) The next thing that can be done is to try and convince somebody to either file articles of impeachment or invoke Article 4 of the 25th Amendment and remove these people from office. Let’s just hope we won’t have to wait for the midterms in November for that to happen.

While we’re on the subject of distraction-free writing, I really must expand o n the joys of these little battery-operated thermal printers from the 1980s. For the price of four D-cell batteries and a pack of letter-size thermal paper, I can just write and write and write. Letter-size sheets too hard to find? No problem. Eight and a half-inch rolls of thermal fax paper are cheap and plentiful. Type as much as you want and tear off the sheet when you’re done.

I’m scanning these pages and with quick OCR pass, they’re ready to post here. It’s not quick or easy, but it sure is satisfying to actually have a sheet of paper in my hand. This point is also being made online about photography, urging people to pick up cheap photo printers and create more had copies of your art so it isn’t trapped in a computer or on a phone forever.

The argument also holds that when you have a tangible thing in your hand, your art not only has more meaning, but you see if the composition and output is what you had in mind when you took the shot. Pretty handy to help you improve your craft. This doesn’t matter so much if you’re shooting to remember where you parked your car, but that lovely sunset deserves to be on your wall.

Probably.

The satisfaction of holding a piece of paper that contains your work recommends against one of the other “distraction-free” typing
solutions, like the Freewrite or the Alphasmart, which are functionally keyboard buffers with battery back-up. That said, I ordered an Alphasmart Neo to give it a try. People rave about them, so I thought I’d (belatedly) see what all the hubbub is about. They were ubiquitous in school districts as typing tutors, so they’re still pretty cheap on the used market despite going out of business almost two decades ago. The one I ordered has some issues, so I was able to pick it up for a reasonable price. I can fix it, try it out, then sell it again if it doesn’t work out. Who knows. I may end up loving the thing. Maybe it has a better keyboard than the Brother EP-44’s chiclet keys I’m typing on now. Maybe it suffers from the same squishy rubber domes that the Palm Portable Keyboards use. Maybe (please no) it has the same cramped, mushy mess that’s on the Apple Newton eMate 300. All attempts on my part to reach distraction-free writing nirvana. All coming up short.

You know, I have a mechanical keyboard that’s going into retirement that might want to donate its Cherry Brown switches to the project. Hmmmm. ( i remember somebody crying about having too many unfinished projects only a couple of paragraphs ago. -edOkay, that’s fair.)

Well, this has been fun. I’ll need to revisit this setup tomorrow.

Until then, there’s a half-clean pile of dishes to deal with. More later!

Your pal,

bob

A Focused Point of Extreme Heat

Friends,

Since I’ve started using thermal printers, I find that it’s much easier to just pick one up, throw some batteries in, and get going. So easy. The only problem with the process has been getting the printed pages in the scanner, proofed, and on the blog. The typing is happening, the scanning and saving with OCR is happening, it’s just the proofing and publishing part that’s lacking. I need a process and this ain’t it.

What’s the answer? It’s what it always has been-—devote a dedicated amount of time to writing and stick to it. Now that I’m able to just type whenever and wherever I like, maybe the dedicated “writing” time becomes dedicated “proofing” time instead. Sounds like a 9:00am thing at the moment. (ahem. more like a 3:00pm thing. -ed) Also, and I’m not thrilled about this, on the Brother EP44 (no hyphen, thank you very much) there’s no alternative typeface available. Even though the EP44 has a greater resolution than the EP-22, they still didn’t see fit to offer a new typeface beyond, “near letter quality.” It’s tough on the eyeballs after a while, but good enough for OCR.

(crafted on 10 December 2025 by) your pal,

– bob

A Small Confession

Friends,

I’m using the Olivetti Lettera 36, an electric typewriter from the past that feels like it was intended to predict the future, to write this thing. It’s Italian, but I don’t think that has anything to do with my current problem: How do you make an exclamation mark on this thing? I’ve figured out how to make an apostrophe by rolling up the platen half a line and type a comma. I’ve even figured out that the lowercase “L” is a good substitute for the number one. The problem with this typewriter, as with many others, is that there’s no one key. On this machine, that’s been taken up by the “Keyboard Release” key. I think this machine has a problem with keys jamming in the basket and you need a special key to unjam the jam that they clearly considered to be inevitable.

I can’t say that I blame them. I find that as I grow more comfortable I with the machine, I’m coming perilously close to jamming it myself. Or it’s full of gunk, or rust. Also, let’s be honest, this thing is fairly loud. I’m concerned that the obsolete plastic gears or elderly drive belts are going to give up in short order. We’ll see…

Your best pal,

– bob

UPDATE: I just had to use the Keyboard Release button. I’m not sure exactly what I did to jam the keys, but the Release key did the trick. Super weird. Also, I could still use some help making the exclamation mark.

ANOTHER UPDATE: It looks like there’s a simple solution. Lowercase L for the number one. That was easy. For the exclamation mark, shift+8 for an apostrophe, and continue holding down the shift key, then hit period to stack the characters without advancing the carriage. I must’ve slept through typing class on this one. Amazing! Or, you know, amazing!

AN ADDITIONAL OTHER UPDATE: This post is part of The Typewriter Project. A post nearly every day on a typewriter, then scanned and posted here.

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