July, Minus One

Friends,

Spent last weekend prepping The Lodge for a crowd over next weekend and I’ve discovered something interesting: The level of filth accumulating in my house is substantial. There’s some very dirty dirt in the forest. That’s a given, but I’ve also got a significant number of critters. A different dead bug in every corner, actually.

Bugs, people!

I even brought some home from the nursery with the new plants. As long as it stays warm enough to kill the mosquitoes, everything will be fine. Right?

– bob

Sometimes A Miata Is Simply A Miata

a fine left-justified pictureFriends,

Yes, gas prices are pretty outrageous, but I’ve been forced to step back a little…

In my little piney paradise at this moment (who knows what’ll happen tomorrow), a gallon of regular unleaded petrol goes for $4.89. I don’t buy gas up here. I buy gas down in the desert, where I work, and filled up the Mighty Dakota with $4.43 gas. You know, because it’s much cheaper.

I’ve been warned off buying a used British Racing Green Mazda Miata because it’s either too girly or actually built for gay men. (Cripes, am I gonna do this? Okay, here goes…) I’m not really sure about the characterization. I think the image the car conveys swings both ways. (thank you! I’ll be here all week!)

But let’s do the math with an extreme example. Presume the Miata gets an optimistic 28 MPG. The Jeep Grand Livingroom gets a meager 17 MPG. I drive 100 miles every day and we’ll presume $4.50 per gallon. When will buying a $9,000 used car make financial sense? Anybody? Bueller?

I’m thinking not for decades. And that whole scenario presumes that I’ll continue the desert commute throughout that time. That is not assured.

The car is really supposed to be fun to drive though. Thoughts?

– bob

UPDATE: Here’s a number—three and a third. That’s how many years it takes, given the above numbers, for the used Miata to pay for itself. Maybe the idea isn’t so crazy after all…

Cancel Your Plans

Wayne 'The Train' Hancock
Friends,

Bloodshot Records recording artist and van driver Wayne “The Train” Hancock is scheduled to perform in our little hamlet tomorrow night. I haven’t been this excited since news broke that Brad Pitt once stopped while driving through and bought a soda.

Well, of course I’m going. Wouldn’t miss it.

– bob

UPDATE: Oh, right. The sign that said “Live Music Tonite” at Jo’Ann’s really meant “Live Music This Afternoon.” The Train apparently played his afternoon set, loaded up the van, and high-tailed it out of town. So, um, I missed him.

Log Used As Wilderness Ashtray, Fire Ensues

Talk about your brain-dead moves. You’re hiking through heavy brush then reach a peak that affords a gorgeous 360-degree view. What better time to have a smoke and take it all in. But where, pray thee tell, does one extinguish said incendiary device?

A rotten log seems like a good bet. What could go wrong?

First Apache Fire map from InciWeb.org.click to embiggen

This is the first map that I’ve seen of the fire perimeter posted by the fine folks at InciWeb.org. The first thing you’ll notice is that the whole area is pretty much roadless. I have old USGS maps that show roads up there, but they were removed through…wait for it…legislation!

I wasn’t sure if I should post this second picture from the CalFire blog, but here goes…

The burning log and the mysterious 'Steffi.'

This is a shot of the burning log noticed by one Pacific Coast Trail hiker and includes mysterious hiking companion “Steffi.” They tried to put it out, but the wind got the best of them. You’re on your own for dreaming up your own personal “Steffi” narrative. That’s what the comments section is for, after all.

– bob

Hand Crews Bring Hands, Holding, To Apache Fire

Friends,

Apparently our little 700 650 700+ acre wildfire is no longer news. The only information you’ll receive from now on is from the relentless Jaunty Little News Team and the CalFire blog. We’d like for Jaunty meteorologist Dr. Barry Spoon (68th in the class of ’84 at Universidad do Chiropractico in Caracas) to get a little rest after a full night of pouring over charts and graphs, so let’s see what CalFire has to say as of 7:00 this morning…

Fire is burning in the San Jacinto Wilderness but is visible from many areas.
Hand crews accessed the fire and established an anchor point and began building fire line along the ridgetop and the handcrews have spent the night Coyote on the fire and more crews will hike, fly to fire this morning.
Winds have died down and based on fire weather forecasts, fires projected movement is expected toward the South by South East.
Medium ROS, 15 mph winds, smoke, heavy downed timber, moving into brush.
The Steep terrain have made accessing fire difficult and ground resources have lengthy travel times to access incident.

640 personnel on fire, Resources assigned include 28 handcrews, working the fire in very steep terrain today. Aircraft should fly due to favorable weather and light winds.

Got that? A ton of guys had a hard time getting here and can’t fly to the fire, so they’ll have to walk. With huge packs. Then fight a forest fire.

Would it be weird if I brought them cookies or something?

– bob

Because We’re Supposed To Worry About This

Friends,

Some flamey flames on the other side of the ridge this evening. Here’s a shot from Palm Springs (via the Desert Sun):

A vivid example of rapid oxidation.
We’re not really supposed to be alarmed though. My little burg is, at this time, not threatened. Let’s have a surprisingly responsive news media explain it…

Smoke and flames from a wildfire burning near Idyllwild in the San Jacinto Mountains is visible across the Coachella Valley tonight.

The fire, which burned about 1.5 acres as of 8 p.m., can be seen at least as far east as La Quinta and was even more visible at the base of the San Jacinto Mountains.

“It’s coming down the ridge over on to our side of the mountain … very high up … but we can see it and certainly smell it from Andreas Hills,” said Marie Weigel in an e-mail to The Desert Sun. She is wife of Palm Springs City Councilman Lee Weigel, who lives in the Indian Canyons area.

The fire was reported about 4:35 p.m., U.S. Forest Service spokeswoman Valerie Baca said.

Firefighters are hiking 3.5 miles, starting at Keenwild Station, on the Pacific Crest Trail to reach the blaze in the Apache Peak area, she said.

They are expected to remain at the scene all night and continue their battle Wednesday morning.

Not my idea of a fun nature hike, that’s for sure. Updates as they occur…

Your pal,

– bob

UPDATE: Oh yeah, KESQ is covering it too. Fewer words, more pictures

Hey kid, get a shot of that smoke.

Fire crews from the U.S. Forest Service have been called in to battle a brush fire that sparked Tuesday evening in the Apache Peak area near Idyllwild.

The fire has burned at least 1.52 acres by 7 p.m., Forest Service officials said. Officials, though, are still assessing the acreage burned.

Firefighters are hiking to the fire to battle the blaze.

Officials say the town of Idyllwild is not being threatened.

Well, not threatened. That’s good. I love officials.

UPDATE II: Hey Bob! Where’s Apache Peak fer crissakes! It’s here:


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UPDATE III: The Desert Sun (which seems to be the only halfway serious news organization to be covering this thing) has a new article with a News Infographic™ to explain where the fire is. Kind of like the Google terrain map above. Scooped!

UPDATE IV: The Idyllwild Town Crier weighs in at 8:00 AM on Wednesday with essentially the same information you’ve already read, except for one thing. As is their custom, breaking news can be a teachable moment:

Apache Peak, named sometime after 1867, is a double-headed mountain along the Desert Divide in the State Game Refuge Boundary of San Jacinto Wilderness. The highest of Apache’s summits is the westernmost with a height of 7567 feet, while the eastern summit reaches approximately 7400 feet, barely a quarter of a mile away.

Now class, I want everybody to take out a clean sheet of paper…

UPDATE V: I’m now looking at the CalFire blog (of all things) for the latest from the Forest Service. Not encouraging:

Apache Wildland Fire
Current sizeup: 650 Acres – 0% containment – Potential for 3000 acres [emphasis added – ed]

Now it’s time to get worried.

UPDATE VI: Here are a couple reasons for people on The Hill to be encouraged:

  • The wind, although it’s gusting up to 40 MPH, is heading West to East. This pushes the fire away from us.
  • On my way back to the Lodge this afternoon, I noticed that somebody had managed to bring a helicopter with a bucket to the party. The levels at Lake Hemet are a little lower this afternoon. Maybe they’re dropping trout and bass on the fire. It’s a Fish Show!
  • According to InciWeb, they’ve replaced the incident commander. Hard to know why. The first guy did such a nice job letting a 5 acre fire expand to 700+ acres. (um, you’ve heard of wind and dry brush, right? don’t you think it’s possible that there were circumstances beyond his control? – ed He had to go! An utter disaster! Boo! easy there, sport. – ed

Will Blog For Food

Oh please…

Think about journalism for a minute. What could we learn if some busybody just went out with a little Flip video camera and started talking to people and posted that video? No editing, just a conversation with somebody interesting. Maybe somebody whose views are pretty far from yours who you wouldn’t normally confront by yourself. Certainly you’d need someone to be your proxy to ask the questions you couldn’t. You’d perhaps like that somebody to be me. Wanna try it? Let’s try it!

Put your ideas in the comments and we’ll chat about it.

Your pal,

bob

Snowy Photo Blort

No snow yesterday. A bunch of snow overnight. Pretty pictures for you today. For free!

A fine cloud picture
Everybody loves a good cloud formation. Can you see the marshmallow Peeps?

A fine Jeepster picture
Maybe more people love a good antique Jeep picture. Very dramatic. Very butch.

A fine snowy ground picture
Other people love a shot of a pristine, unmolested sledding run. That’s my front yard, by the way.

A fine broken umbrella picture
Teak is great for patio furniture. Not so swell for holding up a patio umbrella overloaded with snow. This is not good news for sheltering the Clam’s tide pool. Maybe she’ll know when it’s snowing now.

Your pal,

bob

Not Feeling So Hot

Friends,

I don’t know if I should stop addressing everyone as friends, since John McCain does it in his speeches and while we should remember he was tortured (who can forget? -ed), I find him icky. In a creepy Bush Administration Forever kind of way. Feel free to throw down an opinion in the comments on whether you’d like to be known as friends or not. Kind of the anti-Facebook effect, don’t you think?

It seems that I’ve caught a mild form of whatever mutated flu bug has been creeping around the Festival Of Dirt. Aches, pains, close and lengthy examinations of the wallpaper in the water closet, the whole thing. I had the privilege of spending a gorgeous but chilly day inside napping today. Not such a bad thing, but the dreams were hallucinatory in nature. While seated at an outdoor bar in Palm Springs (just outside my mountain cabin’s front door) during a book signing party, I found that I had to gouge Johnny Depp’s eyes out. Not the current Depp, but the 21 Jump Street Depp. Then in the dream, I woke up briefly to see an Indian wearing an orange Soroptimist’s vest and tall black hat with an eagle feather walking across my deck. Naturally, as happens in dreams, I tried to get up to follow him but couldn’t.

Semi-consciousness was the highlight of my afternoon. How was yours?

Maybe not yet coherent,

– bob

Go For A Twisty Drive

Friends,

Jalopnik has a review up of the new WRX (which I find hideous) by Wes Siler (who seems to be new to the site) that includes a nice drive description of my daily drive. It’s a good read and worth your time, but the pictures are lively as well. Here’s one of those pictures (that’s nowhere near the mountain)…

A picture not in the mountains.

Grant Ray’s photography is lovely, but no shots of The Hill. Sadly.

Is there a nice looking car extant that can do what the WRX can do? Audi, I guess, if you’re talking about all wheel drive. MazdaSpeed 6 as well, if you want a sedan. And a turbo. How about something under $30k with over 25 MPG? Yeah, I can’t think of one either.

Your best pal ever in the whole wide world,

– bob

Liveblogging The Democratic Debate…

Who am I kidding? Boring.

How about some crappy cellphone pictures instead? Here’s a nice shot from a few weeks ago of the sun setting over my neighbor’s house…

sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset
As you know, the dogs hate the chilly weather up here. Not surprising, since my yard is essentially their playground AND bathroom. Here’s that girly dog waiting for me to make the snow stop falling…

oh gawd, how I hate you
And from the big fat charity place preparing for a fundraising event, a labeled box…

cylindrical flora containers
Care to guess what was stored in that box? Makes the “it’s it’s its” battle seem petty, doesn’t it?

Your best pal ever,

– bob

P.S. Commenter inky, send me an email with the subject “Clam!” about your transportation problems. It’ll be fun!

Forty Five Degrees

Pals,

How about this? Obama and McCain seem to have swept today’s primaries. Who might be their respective party’s nominees? Hard to know…

Oh, right. Superdelegates. They’ll surely fix it. What were we thinking?

Spent the weekend at the folks’ place doing a little finish carpentry. The stay—with more gifts and more cake—continues my Birthday Holiday Season, so you needn’t worry about that. There are more events planned next weekend, so I’ll try to stay up past 9:00 for those. Advancing age, you know.

Now for a little housekeeping: the podcast is purely in the planning stages at this time. I stumbled across some new tricks to make the thing work, so we’re that much closer. Have something to contribute? Send an email with “a jaunty little podcast” to avoid the spambot if you want to be a guest. We’re going to post at bobtherieau.com, register at iTunes, and link from here. Clearly you’re an expert at something (or maybe you need email alerts just to remember when to breathe, but hey, let’s hear about how you set up the alerts.) so we want to hear from you. I’m pretty sure we want to hear from you. Maybe. Hopefully.

By the way, the Idyllwild Weather Clam missed badly yesterday. It was warm and the Clam went too low. I asked her about this, and she seemed embarrassed by the error. She has promised to do better next time though. You gotta love contrition in any bivalve, much more so in a mile-high bivalve.

So yeah. Birthday Holiday Season—good, ongoing, gifts. Podcast—a show about everything, nothing without your help. Clam—She’s real sorry, will predict weather much better next time.

There you have it. Hello, Tuesday.

– bob

Photo Blort!

Friends,

Here’s the reason why I ventured outside on Tuesday morning…

Steamy!

The snow caught in the tree bark was catching the sun and was turning to steam. Click on the picture to see a larger version.

Of course, there was a little danger involved…

Icicle danger!

Not the ice daggers above, but the icy walkway below. Here’s a shot from immediately after I checked whatever hip padding I may or may not have…

Wuh?

Thank goodness my cellphone cushioned my fall. [btw, the replacement refurb is much better than the old one] Also by the way, I now wear stretchy tire chains on my shoes whenever I venture downstairs. They’re brilliant and you should try them. Highly (and also muchly) recommended.

And lastly, this is the project I’ve been working on lately. Yes dear friends, it’s a door. Some people had said during the last Christmas season that gift cards are lousy gifts. I beg to differ. Home Depot gift cards are always welcome around here…

Compartmentalize me.

Yeah, the stain isn’t quite right but wait for the tannins from the wood to work and start turning the wood yellow with age. Give it half a year. Heck, I’ve got the time.

Your pal,

bob

UPDATE: Howdy socalmountains.com forum folks. Please drop a line in the comments to let everyone know who you are. Thanks for stopping by!

From Our Secret Alpine Laboratory…

Friends,

You know how when water gets really cold it enters a solid state? And how it becomes very slippery after that state change? It’s going to be very exciting to go down the driveway…

What goes up...

…like a chute for flying across the street into my neighbor’s living room.

Another fine picture

This might have to be a Christmas card. Thoughts?

– bob

Weather Alert!

From the paper of record:

The weather is so unpredictable.

“It is clam adn cloudy this morning. Today is predicted to be cloudy with highs in the low 40s. Tonight is predicted to be cloudy with a slight chance of showers and lows in the low 30s.”

It’s getting so you can hardly keep track of the weather around here, you know?

Your pal,

bob

UPDATE: You knew it had to happen. Based on a suggestion from K8 and a concept stolen borrowed from The Beachwood Reporter, we’re inaugurating The Idyllwild Weather Clam. It’ll be easier to update once I figure out some tricky code, but it’s straight text courtesy of Mr. and Mrs. Internet at the moment. Enjoy!