Fog Of More (Snow)

Friends,

The weather up here in my little burg, the village that makes the gods smile, has been atrocious. Cold, to below freezing, but warming to melt the mess to a sloppy goo. People in other, sloppier parts of the world have experienced worse, but I haven’t. This is the biggest pile of mess that I’ve seen since I’ve been here. It’s lovely though in a weathery sort of way. Imagine if you will that you’re in Southern California and you’re able to experience four actual seasons. It’s true here.

The government of this once great State of California will soon kill our way of life with extreme prejudice (and taxes). In the meanwhile, please do what you can to come to this currently fine place and enjoy all we have on offer. Next month it’ll be gone. Or very expensive.

Your best pal in the whole world,

– bob

Precipitation Sequestering – Day Three

Good morning. Idyllwild, CA February 2009Friends,

The weather swells on TV mentioned a little something about how something might’ve happened in my little burg over the last couple days. One of them even mentioned there was quite a bit of snow. Amazing.

There was even something about the greatest amount of snowfall in decades up here. I’ve been able to measure 22 inches, which is higher than I’ve ever seen. Granted, I haven’t lived here long, but the consensus in town is that this season has been extraordinary. Oh, there have been road closures too. Here are a couple posts from a paper of record:

A slide occurred today near Mountain Center, leaving rocks on Route 74, the California Highway Patrol reported.
The slide was reported at 7:55 a.m. [February 9th] in the area of Route 74 near Strawberry Creek Bridge, according to the CHP.

But this is really fun for everybody as well…

All of Highway 74 between Hemet and Palm Desert is closed due to icy roads and heavy snow falling on the Palms to Pines Highway to Pinyon and Idyllwild.
Highway 74 was closed at 1 p.m. until further notice, except to residents, according to the California Highway Patrol.
Several vehicles and big rigs have gotten stuck in snow banks and chain restrictions are in affect.
Highway 243 is also closed near Poppett Flats from Banning to Idyllwild for all northbound traffic due to heavy snowfall and snow removal.

For the uninitiated, that’s all roads in (and out, let’s not forget that. -ed) to this one-horse town. By the way, a horse would be handy right about now.

Some Oaks. Idyllwild, CA February 2009
I threw a set of chains on the Jeep Grand Livingroom and headed into town yesterday and while stopped to tension those chains, I ran into a neighbor I’d never met before. She was walking her dog out in the slop and ice and we started chatting about the snowplow issue. “My street hasn’t been plowed,” she started. “The funny thing is I just gave my Isuzu Rodeo to my son and bought a Mini Cooper. It’s now covered in snow in my driveway. Do you think I should have the guys from AAA come up and put the chains on? It’s pretty expensive…” Clearly desperate measures must be taken, so I asked, “Do you like soup?”

I think she’s gonna be stuck up here for a while, but what a place to be stuck in.

– bob

Precipitation Sequestering – Day Two

Friends,

Well, well, well. I told people that the temperatures should surely rise today. Certainly the weather sites must be correct (why’s that? what has changed? -ed). But no.

Wintery weather. Idyllwild, CA February 2009We received another four or five inches of snow overnight and throughout the day today. It’s pretty, and also pretty chilly. Do we need this? Absolutely!

Down on the street. Idyllwild, CA February 2009At least we’ll have water all Summer.

– bob

P.S. Fog has plopped down in the twenty minutes since these pictures were shot. The local snow plow has also been by, trying to build an icy wall at the end of my driveway. I and the Jeepster disagree with this idea. To relax, I chant “4-low, 4-low, 4-low, 4-low…”.

50-Year Storm Alert! – Icicle Update

Friends,

I’m just gonna post the pictures. With temperatures in the teens overnight and the insulation in my roof ranging from poor to none, there’s enough runoff to build some monstrous icicles. Take that crappy Chinese Christmas ornament companies!

Icicles, Part I

Icicles, Part II

Icicles, Part III

More this afternoon (if I don’t kill myself putting tire chains on the Jeep first)…

– bob

50-Year Storm Alert! – Command Performance Edition

Friends,

Our most frequent commenter, Mrs. Anonymous, wants more pictures and that’s what she’ll get! I hope she was talking about snow pictures…

To the left of the webcam image...
This is to the left of the frame you see in the webcam. That pile of snow in the foreground was pushed there by the local snowplow operators. It looks to be almost four feet high right now. Thanks CalTrans!

The gutters don't work very well, do they?
I see this view out my living room window and the icicles sprung up (down) overnight. Charming!

Loaded.
This view is a little to the left of the one above it. If you could remove all of that pesky snow from the tree, you’d see Lily Rock along the ridge.

That's a lot of snow - for here.
And this is the rest of the oak tree you see in the upper right of the webcam frame.

The roads out of here are shut down today, so I’m trying to get some work done with the power going off periodically and a dead or dying phone line. Even the wireless router has decided to stop working! It’s like living out on the frontier!

Yeah, right.

– bob

50-Year Storm Alert! – The Snowplow Diaries

Friends,

The storm of the half-century has certainly delivered. There should be almost two feet of snow accumulation by the time this front has moved through. I’m staying put at my Secret Alpine Laboratory™, though. I don’t need the grief of, you know, crashing while trying to get off the hill.

A Jeepster for your love...
It was pretty nice up here yesterday, blue skies and pretty crisp.

Yes, it's a shed. What of it?
It’s snowing right now and the puppy dog is not at all happy.

A puppy dog.
Not as happy as she was dining on yellow snow yesterday. Geez.

– bob

50-Year Storm Alert! – Upside Edition

Friends,

This shot is courtesy of our pals at the James Reserve just up the street from the Lodge and their robotic webcam observatory…

James Reserve Robotic Webcam shot from 15 December 2008
If you click on the picture, you can go there and fiddle with the camera yourself. It does require Java on your machine, but you can handle that, right?

What’s a little ice on the roads and blizzard conditions? You can’t make a landscape like that without cracking a few plastic bumpers, so to speak.

– bob

Snowy Photo Blort

No snow yesterday. A bunch of snow overnight. Pretty pictures for you today. For free!

A fine cloud picture
Everybody loves a good cloud formation. Can you see the marshmallow Peeps?

A fine Jeepster picture
Maybe more people love a good antique Jeep picture. Very dramatic. Very butch.

A fine snowy ground picture
Other people love a shot of a pristine, unmolested sledding run. That’s my front yard, by the way.

A fine broken umbrella picture
Teak is great for patio furniture. Not so swell for holding up a patio umbrella overloaded with snow. This is not good news for sheltering the Clam’s tide pool. Maybe she’ll know when it’s snowing now.

Your pal,

bob

The Clam Asks – Spring? Not So Fast… UPDATED

Again, what’s Accuweather thinking? They’re predicting snow this Saturday and Sunday. It’s been in the late 60s all week, so, um, what’s going on here? Scary cloudy bits. Big chilly clouds full of watery things!

Wet, but cold?
Of course they had to radically adjust their temp numbers down to fit their snow predictions, but what can you do? Get it right?

Please.

– Clam

UPDATE: Oh no! It’s snowing! In your face, Clam! Oh, wait…

Liveblogging The Democratic Debate…

Who am I kidding? Boring.

How about some crappy cellphone pictures instead? Here’s a nice shot from a few weeks ago of the sun setting over my neighbor’s house…

sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset
As you know, the dogs hate the chilly weather up here. Not surprising, since my yard is essentially their playground AND bathroom. Here’s that girly dog waiting for me to make the snow stop falling…

oh gawd, how I hate you
And from the big fat charity place preparing for a fundraising event, a labeled box…

cylindrical flora containers
Care to guess what was stored in that box? Makes the “it’s it’s its” battle seem petty, doesn’t it?

Your best pal ever,

– bob

P.S. Commenter inky, send me an email with the subject “Clam!” about your transportation problems. It’ll be fun!

Photo Blort!

Friends,

Here’s the reason why I ventured outside on Tuesday morning…

Steamy!

The snow caught in the tree bark was catching the sun and was turning to steam. Click on the picture to see a larger version.

Of course, there was a little danger involved…

Icicle danger!

Not the ice daggers above, but the icy walkway below. Here’s a shot from immediately after I checked whatever hip padding I may or may not have…

Wuh?

Thank goodness my cellphone cushioned my fall. [btw, the replacement refurb is much better than the old one] Also by the way, I now wear stretchy tire chains on my shoes whenever I venture downstairs. They’re brilliant and you should try them. Highly (and also muchly) recommended.

And lastly, this is the project I’ve been working on lately. Yes dear friends, it’s a door. Some people had said during the last Christmas season that gift cards are lousy gifts. I beg to differ. Home Depot gift cards are always welcome around here…

Compartmentalize me.

Yeah, the stain isn’t quite right but wait for the tannins from the wood to work and start turning the wood yellow with age. Give it half a year. Heck, I’ve got the time.

Your pal,

bob

UPDATE: Howdy socalmountains.com forum folks. Please drop a line in the comments to let everyone know who you are. Thanks for stopping by!

From Our Secret Alpine Laboratory…

Friends,

You know how when water gets really cold it enters a solid state? And how it becomes very slippery after that state change? It’s going to be very exciting to go down the driveway…

What goes up...

…like a chute for flying across the street into my neighbor’s living room.

Another fine picture

This might have to be a Christmas card. Thoughts?

– bob

A Little Late For Work

Friends,

I’d love to be a weatherman, as would you. While you’re working on your mission-critical widgets, wouldn’t you love to be wrong all the time and keep your job? Blatantly wrong. All of the weather widgets I check, from Yahoo! to The Weather Channel to Accuweather (tee hee) missed the snow this morning. Each one of them.

There was snow, ice, fog, and some windy wind thrown in for maximum fun this morning. In the Midwest and East, they see that and scoff. In Southern California, we flip our cars over with something that must amount to glee. I saw one this morning that I reported to the rescue personnel in person since the mobile phones weren’t working. I woke the firemen up, and friends, please feel free to throw away your Hot Firefighter Every Month calendars. There’s not a lot of glamour in half-asleep firemen pulling up their pants asking you if you know whether the driver is dead at 6:30 in the morning.

You’d have thought that the word would’ve got out by this afternoon, but nobody told the Volvo driver at the Keen Camp Summit. He seemed okay and was clambering out of a window with his briefcase when I drove by. A dozen spectators and helpful citizens were on his side of the road. Two underdressed and shivering families from the valley were conducting snowball fights on the other side. I dunno, a little callous?

By the way, Accuweather now says it’ll snow tomorrow. Good catch!

– bob

Surf’s Up!

Friends,

If you’ve been missing out on the happy webcam feed (and what would be the reason for that, exactly?), you might’ve missed this:

A snowy picture
A pleasant dusting yesterday was supplemented by another foot last night. Let’s see what the meteorologists at The Town Crier have to say about this brutal winter storm…

Breaking News — Sun., Dec. 9, 8:45 p.m.

As of 8:46 a.m. chains or 4-wheel-drive vehicles with snow tires on all four wheels are required on Hwy 74 from Hemet to Palm Desert, and on Hwy 243 from Mountain Center to the northern boundary of the San Bernardino National Forest. Which means, basically, from Mountain Center, through Idyllwild and Pine Cove, to just above Banning to the north.

About a foot of new snow fell last night on top of the three inches that fell the night before. It is still snowing pretty hard and the wind is gusting. The storm system is moving from west to east, and is expected to start breaking up today, with scattered showers continuing into tonight. Highs are predicted in the 40s, with lows in the 20s.

Most roads are snowy, icy or wet. Drive with extreme caution and make sure you have chains with you.

More information will be posted here as conditions change.

Chains. Right. Wonder if there’s anything really pressing going on at the Festival Of Dirt tomorrow…

Your [frosty] pal,

– bob