Our Ankles Are A Little Swollen

Would you rather…
sell the George Foreman Combo Fry Master 3000 with stainless steel grease trap and blue LED status indicators on NASA TV,
or
embark on a twelve hour flight in your first trimester after the TSA has confiscated all of your snacks?

a) Tested at up to 7g !
b) If I don’t see a bag of peanuts on my tray in the next thirty seconds…

In space, no one can hear you ask for seconds.

– bob