Would you rather…
be known as “The Original Wrapper” at booth 138 downstairs at the mall,
or
hold the balloon that tells shoppers where to line up for checkout?
a) Mad props start hailin’ when the Scotch Tape’s flailin’
b) “Yes, like the balloon says, this is the end of the line.”
Picking strawberries is starting to look pretty good right now…
– bob