Would you rather…
lead your neighborhood in what will be known as “The Candy Caine Lane Mutiny,”
or
form “The League of Extraordinary Santas“?
a) Mister, there are four ways to do things on my street…
b) Viejo Pascuero, meet Joulupukki…
I don’t want to upset you too much, but at the moment you have an excellent chance of being hanged.
– bob