Would you rather…
sue the Swiss Army Corps Of Engineers for subsidence in your gingerbread house,
or
be the juggling act in the “Christmas With Xenu Holiday Spectacular”?
a) With more Global Moistening, we’re going to see a lot of this.
b) “Do we go on before or after the duet with Bowie?”
Senator, we warned the local officials about too much icing.
– bob