i Need A Washcloth

Would you rather…
begin a Thuper ThighMaster Sales Marathon until you can afford to rebuild your Malibu home,
or
have your iPhone banned from Kentucky Fried Chicken for all the wrong numbers you’ve dialed?

a) At least I don’t have a bottom as big as Iraq!
b) (911) 911-9119

The celebrities are sad, won’t you please help?

– bob