The Wind Blows Like Putin!

Would you rather…

forgot to turn your phone on after a nap and miss a call from Howard Dean,

or

allow the United Nations to name local weather phenomena?

a) “This list from the Chevy dealer is terrible…”

b) “Fire Danger High, De Villepin Winds Blowing Through Southland”

I’m on the Do Not Call list,

– bob

“Oh Hell!” UPDATE: “forgot to turn your phone on”? What the hell is that Bob? How about “forget to turn your phone back on”? Jeebus jumpin’ criminy! This is what happens when I’m rushed to get the thing out.

Maybe envisioning a calm blue ocean might help.