A Bountiful Harvest

As we gathered around the table, grandmother asked when she would get her own turkey-flavored soda.
Friends,

I believe this fine new (thankfully) limited-edition product confidently answers a question that nobody has asked. And I mean nobody.

– bob

Editor’s Note: unless the question is “how can jones soda make a marketing splash and create some much-needed interest?” i know, buzzkill. – ed

(from the Chicago Sun-Times via Consumerist. Thanks!)

UPDATE: Please take some time to visit Cake Wrecks when you get the chance. Where else can you cast your gaze (and glaze) upon a turkey cake!

Marzipan wishbone?

3 Replies to “A Bountiful Harvest”

  1. Imagine yourself drinking this on a hot summer day. The tinfoil hat slides off the back of your sweaty head.

  2. Before the ol man left for boot camp, we lived with a buddy of his. Tree-trimming work, running, beer-drinking and jumping out of airplanes were the pastimes of the summer. One of their favorite games was making up foods…icky foods. The only 2 I remember are bologna jello and my hubby's name for lutefisk – fish jello. THIS has got to be added to the list!

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