Let’s Take A Look At The Logs!

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Ashley, You’re Freaking Me Out

As is my custom, I thought I’d take a look at the logs for this thing. I was interested to know if this Question Revival Week had garnered any more hits (sadly, no. actually fewer) and found that a page hit reported on own my Jaunty Blog Log (which should look like this: http://www.btherieau.blogspot.com/) came up thus:

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/ashley/Desktop/umbria/gender%20files/data/sample.2443.html

So I’m Ashley’s gender studies lab rat? Is that it? Am I really Sample No. 2443? What exactly does that mean? Dear Ashley, what have you learned from this mess? Post a comment and let me know.

I would be really freaked out, if the next guy hadn’t ended up here by searching for “…girls in pajamas nu_de.” Dear Mr. Perv. if they’re in pajamas they’re not n-ude, get it? Just imagine the internal conversation; “rocket science or ped_oph/ilia, gee, I don’t know, rocket science seems so hard…” (words searched on by creepy dudes obscured on purpose so the search engines won’t find them, as was the full search term. -ed Thanks! -bob)

The more prosaic search terms, like “subway tile + black border” are much more welcome, as you might imagine. I’d like to see more people arrive here looking to adopt German Shorthaired Pointers, or even the occasional Jeepster people, my people after all, but no. I get the gender studies folks and some real creeps stumbling upon my humble musings.

Sure, I’m trying to take the high road in this post, but I found myself laughing out loud at this Gizmodo post. And I’m kind of a vegetarian fer crissakes!

This really didn’t come together very well, did it?

Your best pal ever,

bob

P.S. No Question tomorrow, I’m afraid. It’s going to be a very early and long day. We rebuilt some infected servers today and will be driving to the desert to reinstall them in the morning. The wee hours of the morning. My coworker is taking the company car and staying in a hotel, I’m taking the Jeep Grand Livingroom and staying with the folks.

I think that I get the better end of the deal.