Friends,
Just a brief note to wish you all the very best Thanksgiving holiday weekend. It’s been a rough couple of weeks, but let’s take a couple days off to relax with friends and family before we get back to our plans to win the midterms!
Or something.
Your pal,
– bob
P.S. Special thanks to the President of Turkey for his appearance at the beginning of this post. Now it really feels like Thanksgiving.