Friends,
As you know, we here at the Secret Alpine Laboratory cherish your readership and understand that you have many options when you’re looking for nonsense on the Internet. We’re pleased as punch that you’ve chosen to stop by this hot mess and look forward to your continued patronage.
All the best to you and yours while we hold up this sign sort of on our shoulder but mostly on our neck, and it’s not weird at all and actually very comfortable, why do you ask?
Your pal,
– bob