Thump! Thump! Thump!

Nothing says Happy Christmas like pounding techno en Español with all the lights and the tables in the front yard and the schoolgirls screeching. That’s what I say and I’m sticking to it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to City Heights on this, the 14th of December. You can almost hear the sweet angels weeping with joy, can’t you?

Well, you would be able to hear them if the speakers across the street weren’t half way blown and distorting the hip-hop accordion samples. You might even witness their tears were it not for the blinding light show.

Festive.

I love your work,

bob