Day Of The Momentum Killer

Oh sure, going to work is just going to work. Right?

If that was the case, I’m sure I’d go completely insane. I prefer a little dash of sport sprinkled on my daily tedium, so I go faster than I should down the hill to work. That tiny bit of fun was stifled by somebody who may be a celebrity. I don’t know for sure, but it’s clear that he was likely watching Oook Oook II on the in-dash DVD player rather than, you know, DRIVING.

Here’s what I know:

• Early ’90s Mercedes S 500 coupe, black
• California license plate “MVP 75”
• USC Alumni license plate frame
• Slower than hell

So, anybody know who was piloting that trainwreck? Speculate in the Comments section. Here’s my first stab at wild speculation: maybe this person was a star at USC, but didn’t have great grades in other areas, like reading the “Slower Traffic Use Turnouts” signs. Or reading wasn’t a requirement back then…

Your pal,

bob