I Call This Meeting To Order!

Would you rather…
name your children after Dr. Seuss characters,
or
take over the duties of the late Dale Spickler?

a) Horton, Yertle…it’s time for dinner!
b) Idyllwild’s beloved Santa, President of Everything

Friday’s Winner: “The pump don’t work ‘cuz the vandals took the handle.”

Who?

Your pal bob, that’s who.