Chicken Soup For People Who Enjoy Soup

Would you rather…
live in interesting times,
or
find what you’re looking for?

a) Dude, you won’t hit India sailing west, but go for it anyway, trust me.
b) Peace, love, understanding, and HEY! my car keys!

Yesterday’s Winner: “Preferably pounding the preparation into a palate-pleasing paste.”

Brother, can you spare a ducket?

– bob