Friday! Friday! Friday!

Would you rather…
mount twin jet engines on your Honda Metropolitan scooter,
or
run your Weed Eater on nitro methane?

a) “My wife wanted to go faster than 40 MPH, and I had these two little JFS 100s…”
b) Yeah, we run carbon fiber string under a 3/8-inch scatter shield. It’s all about safety.

Yesterday’s Winner: “Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?”

No afterburners yet, saving ’em for the skateboard.

– bob