Pathetic

Would you rather…
prepare for puppies in the pound petite pizzas piled with pâté, peaches, prawns, pickles and pimentos,
or
preferring her prized possessions, pretend to propose to your parsimonious partner?

a) No pork for the Pekinese, they’re picky!
b) Please, Princess!

Yesterday’s Winner: Tie!

Ptooie!

– bob