Pull Your Pants Up, Dog!

Would you rather…
invent the first quintuple-hybrid powered BBQ,
or
be a judge on “American Plumber”?

a) You see, the solar panel ignites these Cheetos, which causes a reaction…
b) I didn’t enjoy the Thread-O-Matic at all, positively dreadful.

Yesterday’s Winner: High steaks.

It brings our greenhouse gas emissions back up to 1890 levels!

– bob