Yeah, Crepes, Sure. You Want One Or Not?

Would you rather…
name your new baby to honor a NASCAR legend,
or
lead a United Nations catering contingent?

a) Little Humpy
b) UNFLAPJACKSCOM

Friday’s Winner: “Everyone wants their car keys.” (you knew that was going to happen, didn’t you? – ed)

In today’s political climate, we thought that “Smokey” might keep her from reaching her potential.

– bob