This just in!
Der Spiegel is reporting that the Norwegian moose population are, um, gross emitters. This proves once again that we’re all doomed by the warmening…
Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting.
Norwegian newspapers, citing research from Norway’s technical university, said a motorist would have to drive 13,000 kilometers in a car to emit as much CO2 as a moose does in a year.
If we were to replace all of our Norwegian moose with compact fluorescent caribou…
– bob