Friends,
I’m glad I tuned into the Democratic National Convention this evening. After all, it’s not every day you can see drunk conventioneers wearing silly hats getting all misty-eyed over mental health reform (I feel bad for the woman they zoomed in on when that was mentioned though. It did kind of seem like the cameraman was outing her.).
Once I started really paying attention to Mrs. Obama’s speech, I noticed something curious…
Yeah, that’s right. She’s a Star Trek geek. Look at the outfit…
And what’s this? She’s already promoted herself to Admiral? My word! I’m shocked! Shocked!
Does this mean that they’re going to move the capitol to San Francisco? The Mars Colony?
– bob