Jaunty News Alert! – Deadly Weapons!

Yeah, I got nothing.Friends,

It’s well-known that terror gangs are roving the streets of Riverside, California. Their currency is fear and intimidation, of course, and Press-Enterprise star reporter Tammy McCoy brings us the latest in this escalating maelstrom of violence…

Three people were arrested Wednesday after a pregnant woman walking with her 10-year-old child was pelted with oranges by a passing motorist, according to Riverside Police.

The woman was hit twice and had marks on her skin after being hit with oranges by people in a blue sports utility vehicle, according to a department shift summary log.

Police linked the same SUV to another incident and they were arrested, according got [sic] the log.

Fresh fruit doesn’t bruise people, people hurling fresh fruit bruises people.

[some dude who doesn’t need any more exposure], 19, of Riverside; his younger brother [brother of that dude], 18, also of Riverside; and [their idiot friend who also thought this was a good idea], 18, of Riverside, were arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, police said. They were throwing oranges at others in the area earlier in the evening, police said.

They bring a loquat, you bring a tangelo. It’s the Riverside way…

– bob