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Chance Of Isolated Thunderstorms…

I thought is was hooey, pure dope-smokin’ crackheadedness. Not a cloud in the sky after all, but it’s beginning to look like the real deal. A bigger chance than not of rain tonight and tomorrow means only one thing—I’ll have to actually concentrate on getting things done inside The Lodge this weekend.

Not that it’s so terrible, but I was hoping to continue my exterior winterizing projects but lo, it’s already winter. Already! Maybe it makes sense for the stores to run closeout sales on Thanksgiving stuff (they’re mostly done with Halloween, just picked-over scraps left at this point). That’ll give them more time to concentrate on my Birthday Holiday Season in February. Things are moving so fast around here that next year’s birthday may have come and gone and I missed it.

Clear skies this afternoon, socked in now.

Speaking of poor reasoning skills, I’ve been confronted with job choices by the powers that be that hinge on a flawed premise. Either I pilot a desk in an office full time or become some sort of switch-throwing monkey taking orders in the field from Captain Mahogany. Maybe a little background is in order…

My plan to administer the electronic medical records systems involved not only maintaining the database but also the workstations and other equipment at the ‘Charity. I’d travel between sites in San Diego and Riverside counties to provide hands-on support, chatting with staff to understand their needs, and devote all of my time to that program. My plan was shot down as being too expensive. They’d have to hire two techs to replace me after all.

The new crazy plan is to hire a database admin to run my deal and a couple more databases that keep the accountants hip deep in their daily allowance of numbers. There would also be switch-flippers for the medical program, one in each county, and two techs (or one and a half or some Human Resources circus trick like that). Not wanting to sit in an office all day, I was offered the monkey job—just pick a county. Apparently, this plan is okay and well-funded even though it involves a high-priced database administrator PLUS two (to three and a half) more techs.

I didn’t want to throw around the fact that I was a math major during that meeting, but it seems to me that the numbers just don’t work. There was the hint of acknowledgment of that but this isn’t about budgets, it’s about vision and direction!

Um, vision. More layers of management, does that constitute a vision? As it is, the structure of my department is pretty flat. There’s the boss, then everybody else. We’ve all had projects thrown at us, seemingly minutes before they’re scheduled to launch, and we’ve all stepped up and taken them on. We’ve settled in and we do our thing. It’d be nice for everyone to know what everyone else does in case something happens, but we’re stretched pretty thin and generally leave our phones on when we go on vacation. It is what it is and works okay. Not great, but it can be exciting at times to see everyone rally around to get something done.

If this sounds familiar, it should. My former employers at the Twenty-Fifth Largest Marketing Communications Firm (by billings) pulled a similar stunt before we were all laid off. In that case we were a happy family working together getting jobs done until management had a “better idea” which involved selling out. Currently the “better idea” is to add layers of management and new layers job titles (more money though, right? – ed Don’t get your hopes up. No Robustos for you. Guess you’ll have to keep chomping on those cheap nickel cigars you’re so fond of. -bob)

As usual, I’m over-alarmed by all of this, but if past is prologue this “better idea” will soon be forgotten and we’ll all get back to what we do. Electronic janitorial work.

Your best pal in the whole world,

bob

P.S. People have been clamoring for photos lately. Maybe rainy day shots tomorrow?

Just A Quick Note:

Comrades!

As you may recall from the last bit of drivel I’m stationed at San Diego’s Omnipresent Charitable Organization’s Far Eastern Outpost this week. You may also recall that I’m here to install a software system. What you may not know is that I’ve been relying on the direction and advice of the software vendor to get it all running in time for a launch in two days.

That turns out not to have been a good idea.

Some people there said one thing only to be contradicted by other people until still others chimed in with their own opinions. This isn’t “whether to change the background from blue to green” stuff. I was hoping that they could help me with fundamental functionality and configuration questions. Some of their best minds came together but sadly the sum of those intellects failed to be any higher than any discreet individual involved in those conversations. I’m in a pickle ladies and gentlemen.

Do I scrap the launch date until I can go back and do what I had originally planned (which took weeks)? Hell no! my many bosses say. “Let’s revert back to your plan and fix all the mess tomorrow morning, configure it in the afternoon, and keep our launch date of Friday! It’ll be fine!”

Fine for whom?

Oh, that’s what I thought…

Your best (and almost tiredest) pal in the whole wide world,

bob

So, What’s Fourteen Fifteen Days Anyway?

Friends,

There’s so much to report from the last fortnight that’s it’s hard to know where to begin. I suppose that the obligatory apologies should take place, so consider them made. Now this!

Job: Much turmoil swirls around my indecision around taking the job at San Diego’s Omnipresent Charitable Organization’s Far Eastern Outpost which just happens to be an hour closer to my house. I discussed earlier how the powers that be at said outpost were piling kindling on my compatriot’s dismissal pyre. Well my little buddies, the threat of barbeque was enough motivation for him to resign (you can’t fire me! I quit!) instead. This leaves me floating in the brine, pickling. Do I take on their right-click problems full time, or do I advocate for another solution.

“What might that be?” I hear you ask. I’ve grown fond of my role administering the electronic medical records software in San Diego and now in Indio. I get to be wherever I need to be, I’m on-call 15 hours a day anyway so nothing changes there, I know the system inside and out by now (or not, more on that in a bit), and I like the people I deal with daily. Let’s face it, staff members in free clinics tend to be a pretty freewheeling bunch and I like that environment. If I could only convince the money people that they should pay me to do that… Quite a coup, I would think.

There’s the itty bitty problem of replacing our man in Indio as well as me for them to consider though. I’ve heard through the grapevine some very negative statements in that regard. Not what I was hoping for. In fact, I was hoping for them to do whatever I told them to do. I’ll leave it up to you to figure out why that plan isn’t working so well.

I’m currently at the Lodge tumbling down the hill to Indio for their rollout next week. In working there, some things have become clear. The commute is very long (not the seven minutes I’ve grown accustomed to from my San Diego digs), the h eat in the desert is hot (I grew up there and should know better, but coming off the hill at six in the morning at forty-four degrees and arriving at seven thirty where it’s already eighty eight is kind of a shock), and the big one; they’re suspicious of people who don’t speak Spanish. I don’t know if I like that so much. Reverse racism anybody?

House(s): I spent the day winterizing the Lodge. There’s a door that doesn’t go anywhere that I’ve sealed up. Caulk, wood, more caulk and no more leaks! I must say that spray-on expanding insulating foam is my best friend at the moment. I’ve filled every crevice in the, um, Media Room (gawd, I hate that phrase but my Dad assigned it to the space formerly known as the Catch Pen due to the presence of places to sit, a teevee and a DVD changer with 5.1 surround sound. What can I say? Once a geek…). I just wish that there was insulating foam that had a real skinny tube so I could fill the smaller gaps without spewing the stuff all over the place. You know the little red tube on the WD-40 can? That thin.

Photos: I have some shots from my nephew’s birthday party, but they’re not that good. He wasn’t really himself that afternoon for reasons only he knows. I can speculate, but I won’t. And that’s enough said about that.

The Rest: Aw geez. we didn’t get here that soon, did we? Sure there’s some other stuff, like a discussion of my mental state, why I must drive the mighty Dakota very slowly down the hill, who cares whatsoever, why my sister insists on hitting things with her new car; you know, stuff like that. I’d be happy to tell you all about it—later.

Your best pal,

bob

UPDATE: Oh yeah, there’s a redesign of Mr. Jaunty looming. If there are bits that drive you nuts, let me know. I’m thinking video, podcastie things, more pictures, like that. You know, a rebirth of sorts. -bob

Party Time!

My nephew’s big birthday party is tomorrow. His actual birthday was a few days ago but the contractual obligations between his parents have pushed this big deal to the weekend. ‘Nuff said about that, okay?

The party has a “monkey+jeep” theme stemming from the purchase of some design-o sheets a few weeks back so we’ve all latched on and have purchased all things monkey and jeep that seem appropriate for a four year old. Without giving too much away (pictures tomorrow) I think I’ve obtained the requisite Jeep-licensed gizmos and monkeys to hold up my end. I’ve also purchased the soundtrack for the afternoon using the most basic search possible on iTunes. Ready? The first search was for “monkey” and had about 1,000 hits. The second? “Jeep.” (Did you know that there’s a band named Jeep? Did you know that their musical style is nowhere near my consciousness when driving my own Jeeps? Do you wonder if Daimler-Chrysler’s lawyers have served them (and the iTunes Music Store) with a cease and desist order?)

Here’s the playlist for tomorrow:

(Theme From) The Monkees – TV Version)
The Monkees
Missing Links, Vol. 3

Monkey Man (Live Version)
The Specials
Trojan Ska Revival (Limited Edition)

Jeepster (Live March 18, 1972)
Marc Bolan & T Rex
Born to Boogie (The Soundtrack Album)

Monkey to Man
Elvis Costello & The Imposters
Monkey to Man – Single

Monkey Ska
Derrick Harriott
Club Dread (Soundtrack from the Motion Picture)

The Monkey
Dr. John
N’awlinz – Dis Dat or D’udda

Monkey Wrench
Foo Fighters
The Colour and the Shape

Don’t Get Lost In Heaven
Gorillaz
Demon Days

Hot Rod Monkey
James Kochalka Superstar
Monkey Vs. Robot

Monkey Girl
Toots & The Maytals
Monkey Man

Jeepers Creepers
Oscar Aleman
Swing Guitar Masterpieces

The Monkey Time
Major Lance
Curtis Mayfield’s Chicago Soul

Mickey’s Monkey
The Miracles
A Collection of 16 Original Big Hits, Vol. 3

Monkey Gone to Heaven
Pixies
Wave of Mutilation – Best of Pixies

Monkey Man
The Rolling Stones
Let It Bleed

Monkey Man
Toots & The Maytals
20th Century Masters – The Millennium Collection: The Best of Toots & The Maytals

Monkey Around
Travis Tritt
My Honky Tonk History

…and make of the selections what you will. Maybe my DJ career is nonexistent for a reason.

Your pal,

bob

Be Careful What You Wish For…

Oooh! It’s a big secret! Keep your big yapper shut! Stuff somethin’ in that piehole of yours, will ya?

Okay, just between you and me I’ve got a little secret to tell. Ready?

i’m trying to find a job closer to the damp dog lodge so i can move and live there full time because i’m sick and tired of america’s finest city

There, I said it. Of course that wouldn’t be the case if I hadn’t actually spilled that smoldering pot of baked beans to my coworkers this morning. It also didn’t hurt that one of my compatriots in the department had managed to blast a giant hole in his own foot this week. The one with the job I’m looking to take over. Yeah, the one that’s closer to my real house.

“What about the commute down the hill?” “Do you really want to work for them?” “Will you be able to stand the politics?”

Bah! Pooh! I can’t be bothered with those little details. All I know are these things: paying for two houses is killing me to death; San Diego is brimming with evil politicians/traffic/gas price gougers/and, um, some other bad things too.

But hey, what recommends the joint anyway? Family and friends. That’s about it. Oh yeah, my current job and the people there as well.

Um, there’s a little problem though (isn’t there always? that’s so done. -ed Nice to see that you showed up this week. – bob). It’s there and I’m here. Oh, that other guy also has to do something really bad to get canned and he hasn’t really decided to swap jobs with me at this point either.

So keep that under your hat anyway, okay?

Your pal,

bob

Oh, We’re All So Angry, Aren’t We?

On the heels of the last post about getting along, I thought I’d mention another group of people who don’t want to play nice. Each for different reasons…

Remember my former landlord? You know, the ones who lost their lease and thought that they might kick us out of our previous house whenever they pleased? Yeah, those guys. Remember how they were completely ticked that we didn’t want to wait for them to spring the move date on us so we decided to move at the end of last month? Uh huh. Then there was the thing about their church and how they couldn’t move until services were over late Sunday afternoon and we had to wait in the front yard with all of our stuff until they got their act together and fully moved out so we could move in.

It turns out that they’re not fond of us.

Yeah, it’s shocking to me as well.

The funny thing is that they really should like us right about now considering that they took almost a month to submit a change of address with the Post Office. And I have some pretty juicy mail sitting here that they might like to read. I stopped by the old digs today to see if they had any of our old mail, but rather than answer the door our former landlord retreated to a back bedroom to play the drums. Yep, drums. Couldn’t hear the knocking on the door, you see. After the fact.

Then there’s the story of a couple individual haters who are hating friends of mine who they happen to be married to (is this the season, or what?). What’s especially loathsome about these particular individuals is their histories of prior violence. I haven’t heard of any recent incidents, but I fear that neither of my friends would tell me if it was actually occurring. You see, I don’t like that very much, and while I’m smaller in stature than the, erm, gentlemen who are the subjects of my ire, I think my friends believe (and with good reason) that I would do something stupid if they let loose their secret.

It’s only a hunch though. I can’t substantiate any of it, just the creepy feeling I get.

I don’t really dislike my former landlord. I actually pity him more than I harbor any resentment. He decided to be an anal-retentive knucklehead and it bit him in that aforementioned private area. Those bad guys though, The husbands who treat the women—my friends—who loved them like so much furniture and much worse, well…

That’s something else entirely.

– bob

We Tilt Our Heads Back And Laugh

The subject has come up over the last few days whether I wish to get fired. I don’t think so, but I have sent people—vendors, actually—email responses filled with the cheek that you’ve grown to positively adore here at Jaunty Central. Why? It’s mostly a reaction to the corp-speak that grates so heavily on my last fragile nerve. Just trying to have fun ma’am.

After all, while this is serious business I’ve found myself wrapped up in at San Diego’s Omnipresent Charitable Organization, I really can’t take my role in it as seriously as some would hope. Here’s an exchange in chronological order (rather than email reply-reply-reply order) with the names and intellectual property and places obscured by brackets. Don’t be alarmed. It’s okay to read top to bottom here…

From: [“missy”]@[vendor].com
Sent: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 1:44 PM
To: [me and others at work]
Cc: [a whole bunch of other people]
Subject: RE: [software] Implementation

Before we can proceed much further with planning and scheduling we need confirmation of your successful and stable upgrade at [the local site]. It is my understanding that the upgrade has now been delayed until Thursday of this week.

[my boss] – can you provide an update?

From: [my boss@sandiegosomnipresentcharitableorganization.org]
Sent: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 2:52 PM
To: [“missy,” me, and others at work]
Cc: [still a whole bunch of other people]
Subject: RE: [software] Implementation

[“missy”],

The upgrade is going to occur tonight.

Always the best to you,

[my boss]

From: [me@sandiegosomnipresentcharitableorganization.org]
Sent: Thursday, August 25, 2005 7:32 AM
To: [“missy,” my boss, and others at work]
Cc: [a whole different bunch of other people]
Subject: RE: [software] Implementation

Good morning all (my, this distribution is getting huge),

The software upgrade for the [local facility] has been nearly completed. There are issues known to [the vendor] that prevent full completion (more in a bit), but [most of the components] are all running nicely. In fact, I checked the database integrity this morning and the error logs and everything looks clean and shiny. Note that this was never the case [with the previous version] as we had persistent corruption issues that were beyond our control. Overall, people seem thrilled with the performance of [the new version] and I’m very encouraged by its apparent stability. Nice job, folks.

Now the bad news. In order to complete the upgrade, [tech guy] from [vendor] support had to disable [a key feature]. There are two problems with this. The first problem is obvious – [the feature will not be] available to [users]. The second problem was that this was apparently a known issue with [the new release] but that fairly crucial bit of information was not communicated to me before I embarked on the upgrade process. We actually have a joke about that around here and it goes like this: “Are you doing an upgrade?” “Yes, why do you ask?” “Are there special secret installation instructions from [the vendor] like the last time?” “Not that I’m aware of…” And then we all laugh.

The other problem involves the delay in our installation. It turns out that the software was shipped overnight as promised, just not to my attention, or [the manager], but to [the director’s] attention at the [headquarters building] which was then routed [off-site].

Confused? Me too!

That said, it’s done now and we’re running pretty well. [“Missy”] should be pleased to hear that so she can continue with the [new place’s] implementation schedule. [My boss] will be thrilled too because he can now order all of the new PCs and printers and scanners we’ll need. Of course [my co-worker] will also be happy because he enjoys talking to his network wiring vendor and can go ahead with that too.

I love it when everybody is happy.

Your pal,

bob

Do I want to get fired? Not really. I’ve found that the folks I deal with at the software vendor are pretty good natured (except, maybe, “Missy”) and don’t really mind when I tell them bad news about their product. Their “mission critical” product, to be sure, but it’s just a tool and we’re all just people muddling through it all. There’s no reason to be antagonistic about any of it. Problems, crashes, lack of support, the lot. It’s not worth it.

Your pal,

bob

It’s Rather Warm, Isn’t It?

Kids, rolling blackouts are hitting Southern California this afternoon. That’s understandable I suppose, if this were a third world country, but it’s not. We like our low taxes so much that we find this electricity problem to be an acceptable trade-off to paying for power plants or new transmission lines or purchase agreements with other states outside our little grid. Sure, old and/or weakened individuals may perish in the heat when their precious air conditioners are shut off, but what can you do? Our taxes are already too high, right?

Collateral damage? Regrettable but within the range of acceptable losses?

Um, no.

Uninterruptible power supplies are flying off the shelf, laptops too (I suspect it’s the lovely mix of svelte computing power combined with the in-built power supplies). You can turn a crank to charge your phone and your radio. You can plug your house into your Diesel hybrid pickup. Should this consumption be channelled into, oh I don’t know, improved infrastructure? Hell, that’s almost un-American isn’t it?

The batteries are a kludge. The real fix is new wires but we won’t do it because we’re too comfortable. Sweating.

Your pal,

bob

Would That Be “Narrowband?”

Dialing up, my friends. Oh yeah, surfin’ the web, low and slow.

The phone is finally in and the Airport Extreme (I’m craving a Mountain Dew right now for some reason, can’t put my finger on why though) is pounding down the Innernut like undergrads with a case of Natural Light at an incontinence-inducing 48,000 bits per second. Yee haw!

(so text only, no external links, no pictures until the weekend? – ed You got it slappy. – bob)

The good news though, is that I’ll be able to post more often then “maybe every so often, perhaps.” (maybe not so good for everybody. – ed) The bad news is, well, there IS no bad news! (thanks pollyanna. – ed Wow, you got awfully grumpy while on hiatus. Geez. – bob)

Thanks for hanging in there. There’s a big post sitting on a USB flash drive somewhere around here so I’ll put that up as soon as I can. Meanwhile, more tonight.

Still your pal,

bob

As Promised…

I actually do have some fine pictures showing off some of the detail in our new house. These show some of the little bits that when combined actually make the place—in my mind anyway—”cute.” I was sold.

But first, this very unfortunate picture (not photoshopped, sadly for the driver).

They really could have selected a better name. Any other name.

Now, on with our show…

I’ve never seen a light fixture quite like this before. It takes a special bulb (of course) with a silver coating to reflect light up towards the ceiling. The joy of having the bulb stick out of the bottom is that you can see what fine American manufacturer constructed it. It’s like product placement from a simpler time.

Sure, you may have a peephole, but this one is almost grand. You don’t so much show up at our doorstep as much as you must announce your arrival.

I can’t make a wall go around a corner and I certainly can’t do that with tile either. Amazing.

…and the curviness continues throughout the bathroom. The fixtures are original and NOT BROKEN. They’re sixty years old and in great shape. Could it be the coolest part of the house?

The front door lockset is original too. Sure, go ahead and find a key. I dare you. It eats aluminum blanks for lunch. Our landlady calls this a feature. In a sense, duplicate keys “expire,” which pleases her to no end. I’m pretty happy about that too considering the former tenants (but that’s another story).

More text-based bits later,

bob

Moving Day – Plus Four

Kids, I have to say that I like this place a lot. Like a lovely old British car, this place has all the “special instructions” you could ever want. The lock for the deadbolt in the front door turns the wrong way. Don’t screw the lightbulbs into the bathroom light fixture all the way, or they won’t work. Check for bees buzzing in the wall in the garage before plugging in the dryer. Point the shower head away from the window so you don’t get the doves nesting there wet. Go to Lightbulbs, Etc. off of Morena if you need to replace the special lamps in the living and dining room fixtures, it’s the only place in town to get them…

You get the idea. Special Instructions. I think The Jeepster’s special instructions are documented here. My old Ford Courier had special instructions, as does The 1912 House. The clutch sticks. Jiggle that switch. Unlock the passenger door with a key to disable the alarm. It’s all very charming and adds character to the inanimate objects I interact with every day.

If you go for that sort of thing, as I clearly do, there’s really nothing better. After all, why shell out for some security system when the basic controls for the things that a bad guy might wish to lift are too difficult to operate without a friendly tutorial? That said, the systems I’m working with right now also have certain special instructions.

My coconspirators in the I.T. Department at San Diego’s Omnipresent Charitable Organization are flummoxed by my descriptions of the headaches involved in my job. “What do you do all day?” is an interesting question. I usually answer with another; “Do you really want to know?” I support a software environment that must be 100 percent reliable, but isn’t. I rebuild the database. I restart the interface from my system to the client database. I keep the workstations running. I load paper when they can’t print (!). And, not kidding, I tell them why things are happening they way they are.

They appreciate the trust in their ability to comprehend, but they still don’t get it.

That, I knew.

But I still try. And I continue to fail. That’s what I do all day, every day. You’d think it’d get monotonous, but there’s always a new thing to try to explain. A new thing to confound my people (not users, not customers, that’s too intra-departmental for my liking).

I simply attempt to share the special instructions like don’t click the X in the window, choose File/Exit instead.

Pictures in a couple hours!

Your pal,

bob

Reasonable And Prudent

I’ve been looking lately for just the right case for my iPod and I think I’ve just found it…

Your pal,

bob

We All Haul!

Friends, not to sound like a broken record, but we’re moving this weekend. Hopefully it’ll be the last move for a good long while. One-year leases will do that, you know. Posts are going to be pretty short for a while, at least until next weekend.

The Seattle trip was productive and the weather was lovely. Not a lot of pictures though. The camera has been giving me fits lately so I missed a lot of great shots as they presented themselves and soon went away. I think the Microdrive might be giving up the ghost after all this time. Maybe somebody knows something about that (please leave a comment if you can point me in the right direction).

More later (when stuff calms down again).

Your best pal,

bob

A Bittersweet Moon Landing Day…

Kids, I forgot the Tang. No Swiss Cheese. No Moon Landing Day parties here at the little house. That and the man we simply knew as Scotty passed on today. It’s a good time to think about space, isn’t it?

Oh, and where’s that shuttle launch?

There’s much more stuff to report, but I’m dialing up at the moment. More stuff on the new house. More on the Lodge. Good new stuff from the conference in Seattle next week.

It’ll be swell. You’ll see.

Your best pal,

bob

NOTE: Links courtesy BoingBoing.net. Thanks for the fun!

Only The Light Things Float To The Top

The heavy stuff, that’s for another post (or maybe further down this one). I’m writing this from the old PowerBook G3 (Lombard, even!) partially because it has a better keyboard, partially because I’m sitting on the front stoop of our little rental house. Sure, the neighborhood has cleaned up considerably in the last five years, but not enough to sit out here and advertise to the world that there’s a new(ish) iBook on offer inside the place. There are some legitimately low-life individuals walking by here at times, although not as often as was once the case, I hear. No, I didn’t think those guys were really crying, sensitive new age guys. I knew those tears were tattoos fer crissakes. What do you take me for anyway? A rube? A dupe? A patsy?

Please.

I was wondering why those pretty ladies got dressed up to attend cocktail parties so early in the afternoon though. Just striving to be punctual, I guess. And they are walking to their parties after all.

By the way, did I mention that we’re moving? Yep, after a long month and half, we’re moving on at the request of our landlord (sounds so feudal when it’s put like that, doesn’t it?). He had originally imagined the house we’re renting to be an income property—and we haven’t disappointed—but there was a little surprise in his life that changed those plans. That little surprise is due to see the light of day in, oh, another couple months so we’re out. We knew that would be a possibility though, so nobody’s too shocked by the news. We haven’t really unpacked yet, so it’s better that we hear it now so we don’t get too settled in. Oh, that and the washing machine in the middle of the house that’s spewing out wash water as I write this. I’ll try to fix that later, but dammit, I’ve laundry to do now.

Between the leaks and the ants and the dried up lawn and the serious itty-bittiness of the place, I think moving is best. Besides, we’re working on a deal where we’d swap into the house that the landlord is renting a couple miles East of here. More house, more yard, more real rooms, for a hundred bucks more a month (and a twelve month lease). It sounds like the washing machine works too. I know, whee!

I have virtually nothing here though, so moving me will be easy. My roommates, on the other hand, despite paring down their collections of crap, have plenty of heavy things to trundle across town. It’ll be fun though. There’s serious entertaining potential at the new place. That and tree-lined streets and nice neighbors. I don’t have any pictures yet (sorry kids), but the new landlord has really worked to preserve the 1940 Art Moderne aesthetic designed into that place. Think streamliner. Think upscale tract home. Think bungalow. To give you an idea, he stripped paint to find the bottom layer and matched that. There are some serious “House Of The Future” features in that place. I think you’ll like it. I know I do.

Gearhead Alert!

So, the mighty Dodge Dakota has a nervous tic. Maybe more than a tic, it more closely resembles a tick, tick, tick.

It’s the last year of the first body style (best described as slabby like the old Rams before they got so proud of fenders) and has the Jeep 2.5 liter OHV four. On cold startup, the thing hesitates to start which I can’t fault it for—I’m not thrilled about getting up either—and ticks and chuffs like a blown exhaust gasket might be the cause. There are a couple more things that I think I should look at though. The EGR valve has been reported all over the Innernut to stick and might be the culprit. The other worry is that the previous owner abused the thing so bad that he burnt a valve (eek!) or stuck a lifter (not too terrible) or bent a rod (yikes!) or burnt the oil and clogged the pump (high oil pressure, don’t you know).

My question to you is what do you think I should look at first? Please post a comment in, well, the comments.

Wrap Up Alert!

Okay, I’m easing back into regular postings. Thanks for sticking with it.

You know, as things start to calm down…

Your best pal in the whole wide world,

– bob