A Low-Key Affair
Would you rather…
bring a giant beachball to the inauguration,
or
be the only one throwing a tailgate party on the steps of the capitol?
a) Hey look! I’m on the Jumbotron!
b) Hot dogs are ready…
Dignified, subdued,
bob

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A Low-Key Affair
Would you rather…
bring a giant beachball to the inauguration,
or
be the only one throwing a tailgate party on the steps of the capitol?
a) Hey look! I’m on the Jumbotron!
b) Hot dogs are ready…
Dignified, subdued,
bob