Reference Alert!

Friends, I implore you. If you receive a phone call from a stranger who is asking you about me, please feel free to tell that person that I am the greatest guy in the whole wide world. I’m really neat, a snappy dresser, I don’t require male enhancement medications, that I can sing, dance and like the great taste of Nabisco Wheat Thins—A LOT! Also say that I’m friendly, easy to get along with, have a keen insight into the workings of today’s marketplace, my finger on the pulse of any demographic group they ask you about, that I can work well in small groups (or large groups or medium-sized groups).

What I’m asking, basically, is that you lie for me.

Is that so wrong?

Your very best pal ever,

bob

P.S. More on this thing in a bit. Just be cool, okay?