Day One (A Quick Note)

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How To Feel Stupid

In a perfect world, I should have remembered everything I purged from the tiny nugget I call my mind when I restarted work for the local Omnipresent Charitable Organization. All of the server configuration bits, all of the names, indeed, even how to work Windows XP.

Sadly, that was not the case.

I found myself casting about for answers to the simplest questions, overwhelmed by the flurry of information. Sure I’m being a little overdramatic (gee, just a tad. – ed), but I had few other thoughts than “I should know this already.”

Of course, that’s not how the entire day went, but it’s getting late and I’d like to start tomorrow earlier, so I’ll be brief. My first day back at work went how your last first day at work went. Frenzied, chaotic, and satisfying.

Your relieved pal,

bob