Missing A Little Bit Upstairs…

Would you rather…

tear around the neighborhood in your Corvette at 5:00 a.m.

or

scream at the top of your lungs for a sports team appearing on your television?

a) What? Gas is $2.95 a gallon? You’re kidding?

b) I just know that they’re really playing for me!

…or downstairs?

– bob